"Thanks. You have a blessed day."
Tim Tebow disconnected the call. He tossed his phone across the bed. He cradled his head in his hands and rubbed his face in exhaustion.
The call with WFAN was his fourth radio interview in the past two hours. And the most aggressive. The New York media is known for being brutal, but Tim was in town to promote kick off of the new NFL season. Not to be harangued about the proper throwing motion by some radio douche who probably did not even know the right way to put on a jock.
These stories are about men having sex with other men. If you're not into that, then too bad for you. Because these stories are fake, no one in them has to worry about safety. And stopping the action to describe Tom Brady tearing open a condom packet, pinching the reservoir to avoid bubbles, etc., really fucks with the narrative flow. If you do this stuff in real life ALWAYS wear a condom and be safe.