These stories are about men having sex with other men. If you're not into that, then too bad for you. Because these stories are fake, no one in them has to worry about safety. And stopping the action to describe Tom Brady tearing open a condom packet, pinching the reservoir to avoid bubbles, etc., really fucks with the narrative flow. If you do this stuff in real life ALWAYS wear a condom and be safe.
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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Mauer's Reward

Joe Mauer was walking on air. Besides being the reigning MVP, batting champ, and Gold Glove catcher, Mauer just became a rich man.  Hell, he was already a rich man.  He just became a very rich man by signing a new, eight-year, $184 million contract that will let him keep playing for his hometown Twins.  Staying in Minnesota was a thrill.  The money had him delerious.