These stories are about men having sex with other men. If you're not into that, then too bad for you. Because these stories are fake, no one in them has to worry about safety. And stopping the action to describe Tom Brady tearing open a condom packet, pinching the reservoir to avoid bubbles, etc., really fucks with the narrative flow. If you do this stuff in real life ALWAYS wear a condom and be safe.
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Sunday, May 1, 2011

QB Sack -- chapter 1

Jared Allen stood in his bathroom in just a towel, looking at his body.  He had spent the day at practice with the Vikings, and came home exhausted.  The big redneck had always been active, and loved horse roping and steer wrestling.  It always kept the 6'6" stud in great shape, but the past few years of NFL training had put him into the best shape of his 28 years.  He flexed his arms, flexed his pecs, and tightened his abs, posing for himself. His slightly hairy chest was massive and hard as a rock.


Welker in the Patriots Locker Room

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